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Happy Home, Happy Sewer: A Guide to Sewer System Maintenance for Homeowners


a sanitary worker grabbing the lid of a sewer, with a smile sticker under the word "Septic"

Let's face it, folks: nobody enjoys plumbing problems.  A clogged drain can turn your morning routine from a refreshing symphony of splashing water to a dramatic opera featuring you, a plunger, and a whole lot of frustration.


But fear not, fellow homeowners!  Just like a happy houseplant needs a little TLC, your sewer system thrives with some basic maintenance.  Consider this your guide to keeping the pipes flowing smoothly, and your home a haven of blissful drainage.


Sewer System Guide

First things first: why should you even care about your sewer system? Well, besides avoiding the aforementioned operatic plungering sessions, a healthy sewer system is crucial for your home's overall well-being. Think of it as the silent hero behind the scenes, whisking away waste and keeping things sanitary. A neglected sewer system can lead to backups, unpleasant odors, and even structural damage – definitely not the recipe for a happy home!

Now, onto the good stuff: preventing those pesky clogs! It all boils down (pun intended) to what goes down the drain. Here are some common sewer system foes to keep at bay:

  • The Grease Monster: Grease may seem like a harmless liquid when it's hot, but as it cools, it solidifies and clings to your pipes like a stubborn dinner guest. Instead of pouring leftover grease down the drain, let it solidify in a container, then toss it in the trash. Your pipes (and your plumber) will thank you!

  • The Coffee Ground Gang: Coffee grounds may be the fuel for your mornings, but they're not exactly pipe-friendly. These tiny particles can clump together and create blockages deep within your system. Stick to disposing of coffee grounds in the compost bin or trash can.

  • The Wipes Bandits: Despite their marketing claims, "flushable wipes" are notorious for causing major sewer headaches. These wipes don't break down like toilet paper and can form stubborn clogs further down the line. Play it safe and stick to good old-fashioned toilet paper for a happy sewer system.

  • The Hairy Horror: Let's be honest, everyone loses some hair in the shower. But excessive amounts can create a tangled mess in your pipes. Invest in a drain guard to trap hair before it goes rogue in the sewer system.


Of course, even with the best intentions, clogs can still happen. But fear not, intrepid homeowner! Here are a few DIY tricks you can try before calling in the cavalry (a.k.a., the plumber):

  • The Plunger Powerhouse: This trusty tool is a classic for a reason. A good plunging session can often dislodge minor clogs. Just remember, technique is key! Make sure you create a good seal around the drain opening and plunge with forceful, rhythmic motions.

  • The Baking Soda and Vinegar Brigade: This dynamic duo is a natural cleaning powerhouse. Pour a cup of baking soda down the drain followed by a cup of vinegar. The resulting fizz can help break down minor clogs and freshen things up. Just be prepared for some bubbling and hissing – it's all part of the cleaning magic!

  • The Boiling Water Battalion: For stubborn grease clogs, boiling water can be a lifesaver (or should we say, a drain-saver?). Carefully pour a pot of boiling water down the drain to melt and loosen any greasy buildup. Important note: Only use this method for metal pipes, not plastic ones, which can warp under extreme heat.

Now, here's the deal: if the DIY methods don't work, or if you're facing a major clog, don't hesitate to call in a professional plumber. Just like you wouldn't try to perform brain surgery on yourself (hopefully!), leave complex plumbing issues to the experts. They have the tools, the know-how, and the (hopefully) cheerful disposition to get your sewer system back in tip-top shape.


Finally, let's talk about prevention! Just like you schedule regular checkups for your car, consider scheduling an annual sewer inspection by Happy Crap. Our team of skilled plumbers can identify potential problems before they become major headaches. Think of it as a preventative measure for a happy (and healthy) sewer system.


Reach Out to Happy Crap Today!

Remember, maintaining a happy sewer system doesn't have to be a chore. With a little knowledge, some preventative measures, and maybe a dash of humor (because let's face it, dealing with plumbing issues can be a little…well, unpleasant!), you can ensure your home remains a haven of happy drainage. So go forth, conquer those clogs, and keep your sewer system singing (metaphorically, of course)!


Contact us today and turn your crappy into happy - (385) 339-0144

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